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i wrote this game is sleep. and now i write this description while sleeepy. you should play when you’re tired, to stay on brand. or not…it’s probably better when you’re not alseep. u will remember morr of the game too. & this will might maybe be a funny game for u

this game was comeppelty written in my sleep 

so there’s no prormimises that it’s any good. 

Awake-Nala apologizes for any and all spelling errors in the text. Awake-Nala also is warning anyone that this game IS NOT meant to be taken seriously. At all. I LITERALLY dictated everything from 'stats' to the end of that page while asleep to my awake-friends who were smart enough to write it down.

Again, this exists merely as something I practiced layout on.

DISCLAIMER: This is not in any way affiliated with the other Die RPG, which i didn't even know existed until after publishing this !

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These are for anyone who doesn't want to/can't afford to buy this shitpost of a game—  pls take one if you'd like a PDF !! all i ask is that you play it and tell me how it went :D 

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(+1)

This seems like it would be a fantastic game to (attempt to) play at a sleep-over or con with your over-tired friends :') i can imagine laughing until crying because your character dies for failing a basic task

that sounds DELIGHTFUL!!!

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I found this while skimming my most recent bundle,

I wanted to say my appreciation for it < 3

Genius idea for an experiment, and entertaining just to read. Make this a series and I think you could develop a bit of a cult following :3

thank you! I suppose I need to fall asleep around my friends more, I guess 🤣


because I know this reads like satire but I literally did make the core game while asleep by dictating it and my friends who were awake were smart enough to write it down; and then I wrote the description while almost asleep by using a combination of typing and speech to text 🫣

hehe yes, fall asleep around friends more :3 

tbh, imo we all should do that more < 3